Novelty Gifts

Furry Boobs

Seeing red behind the wheel again? Next time you feel a rage coming on, why not stroke these furry boobs and let their soft…

Give the bride-to-be the best treat ever on her Hen Night with this brilliant 14-piece girlie bag full…

Turn off the lights and let your fingers do the walking… all over your bodies. See your lover in a whole new…

A 2.75″ High Golden Willy Award for the biggest knob in your life. Supplied with three plaque stickers: ‘For The Best’, ‘Awarded to…’…

Who’s got a lovely bunch of coconuts? You have! Drop these pert breasts into a bowl of water and within…

Fed up with acne-scarred dating agency rejects? Exercise total control by growing your own boyfriend: simply add water and watch him swell.…

Bling bling! Not got a guy who’ll stump up for a dazzler? Grow your own diamond ring! Best of all, it…

This little Rabbit is no more than an inch high but pop it in some water and, hey presto, it grows…

When it comes to silly-season gift-giving, presents don’t get silly-willier. Drop this perfect pecker into a bowl of water and…

Ideal for a fun night in or a party night out with the girls (or boys!), simply wind-up Hot Willy and pass around the…